I am henceforth known as
*He of deep gaze*
Day: May 10, 2001
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It is with a very heavy heart
that I confess that I had my kitten Hawk
new-terred
Actually, when I took him to the vets and the attendant asked me why I was bringing him in, I could barely even bring myself to squeak up the euphemism: "To have him slightly lightened." She said, "What??" I said, casting my eyes down towards my own private parts, "you know, light-ened." "I've never heard it put like that!", was her giggling response. But her mirth didn't raise my spirits.
Even cross-species, how could one male perpetrate such a devious deed upon another male animal?? Now he's fallow--and I'm fallen. Already I'm having visions of my fate after rebirth as a pet of some monster such as me....
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