May 22, 2001
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Confession of a Cyber-Plagiarist
I know I shouldn't have done it. But I'm hardly as brilliant as many have been led to think. And I had to turn to something for an edge. (It's your fault really--all of you out there blogging so gamely away, day after day, and making me feel like a blog-blocked idiot!!) So when I hit the blogging wall way back in January, I looked around for a fix. And with the help of a creative genius programming friend, we created the HAL 10000 Blog Synthesizer.
I confess: for the most part, I am wasted. It has been HAL 10000 (H+1=I, A+1=B, L+1=M) and his scintillating embellishments that must take the major credit for enlivening my posts. Creative snippets from HAL here, enticing xangisms there, and voila! a blog is born!
I know I could just go on and on to xangfinity perpetrating this hoax.... But no! The truth shall set us free. So without further deliberation, may I introduce you to the latest and most infallible of blogging cyber entities, HAL 10000 .
(p.s., hit reload often to observe HAL's amazing blogliness)
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HA HA HA
you've finally scared me.
Some of us will be relieved to know why it was difficult, sometimes, to understand you. Others, like myself, will wonder what is wrong with us that we have been thinking it made perfect sense all along.
But seriously - that actually is quite amazing. hmmmm.
Genius. Sheer Genius. I shudder to think at how long it took for some poor individual to create such an intelligent, artistic program.
I take it that school is over for the year?
Say it ain't so! You're reaching your highest Xangian Climax with mechanical assistance???
From the HAL 10000:
...and an apartment building under another toreibjo flies into a rage; however, a rant hardly figures out the unearthly pleasure.
ROFLMAO!
The HAL 10000 is now in my favorites, under the very hard to get into folder named: HALL of Fame.
I'm awaiting your dementii with agony, tell us this is a hoax - and not your entries. I have never even considered you a hoax. Is this a fraud? Can I sue you for first making me feel that I after all, maybe had a (now ya'll can laugh hysterically) soul brother out there?
No, I cannot, and even if I could I would let it go. It has been a fine entertaining time, and I count on you to keep it going for at least another 50 years. If not for other than keeping me running to the dictionary.
Come on, be sincere. Some of your pondering has been fetched from the depth's of your soul? Haven't it?
(Kneeling infront of the monitor with a tear in the eye)
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Not at all, I have two incompletes for two students that I need to assist to completion. And Thursday I begin a summer 12-week session once again
I hope HAL doesn't try to kill you......
toreibjo, (please keep this a secret)
I am actually relying upon the HAL 12000 hydra-processing blog engine for nearly all conceptualizations. It is actually authoring about 30 other blogs simultaneously here besides my own. It's great--it saves so much time! I actually can revert to my dream of staring mindlessly at TV and passively following the savvyWeakLink game! What mindless fun!
I merely "revealed" the HAL 10000 model as a "plausible" explanation of my stylistic conjurings due to some taunts and accusations that were tossed around at the last hockey riot I attended. I hate it when someone tries to stick a puck in my mouth!
Sincerely,
notfor12000, I mean, ...prophet
)
**Big sigh of relief**
I knew it all along!
I wont tell anyone, I wont.
**Big grin, like the one my son came up with on his 3'rd birthday, and saw all of the balloons in the living room**
I'm sitting here smiling because I am wondering if there are those who will read Hal's ramblings and because they can't make sense of it, think it must be deep and that the lack is theirs. :-)
Is it too much studying? Have aliens abducted me and stolen some of my most crucial brain cells? I'm sorry say that I JUST DON'T GET IT (hangs head in shame) What is this HAL thing? LOL
Okay Okay I read this thing again after another cup of coffee and if I understand this correctly...this HAL thing generates ideas for your blogs? Forgive me if I'm WAY off but I'm trying to figure out what all this means
aquietstorm,
HAL 9000 series was the newest generation, totally infallible, cyber-cognizant guidance sytem to operate the interplanetaries in the movie 2001, A Space Odyssey. HAL was alphabetically one step up (+1 in the ordinal ordering of the alphabet) from IBM. HAL got too vain. HAL died of memory loss.
Gotcha
lol.....
brilliance!! what can i say!!?? HAL.....Heterogenous Analog Language generator......*shakes her head*...need a HAL.
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