March 20, 2002

  • Proof that Girls are evil:


     


    First we postulate the fundamental relationship of Girls, Time, and Money:


     


    1) Girls = Time x Money


     


    Of course, we all know that "time is money", hence:


     


    2) Time = Money


     


    Therefore, by substitution of (2) into (1):


     


    3) Girls = Money x Money = Money2


     


    And since "money is the root of all evil" :


     


    4) Money =

     


    By further substitution of (4) into (3), we have:

     


    5) Girls =   


     


    Thus simplifying, we are forced to conclude:


     


    6) Girls = evil 

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