i don't care if it rains or freezes
long's i got my plastic jesus
sittin on the dashboard of my car

comes in colors, pink and pleasant,
glows in the dark cuz it's irridescent,
take it with you when you travel far

get yourself a sweet madonna,
dressed in rhinestones, sittin on a
pedestal, of abalone shells

doin ninety, i ain't scary
cuz i got the virgin mary
assurin' me, that i won't go to hell...

get yourself a sweet madonna,
dressed in rhinestones, sittin on a
pedestal, of abalone shells

doin ninety, i ain't scary
cuz i got the virgin mary
assurin' me, that i won't go to hell...

   --author last seen doin ninety.