Proof that Girls are evil:

First we postulate the fundamental relationship of Girls, Time, and Money:

1) Girls = Time x Money

Of course, we all know that "time is money", hence:

2) Time = Money

Therefore, by substitution of (2) into (1):

3) Girls = Money x Money = Money²

And since "money is the root of all evil" :

4) Money =

By further substitution of (4) into (3), we have:

5) Girls =   

Thus simplifying, we are forced to conclude:

6) Girls = evil 

Hello?

We've been watching you closely.  And you're in a whole lot of trouble.  Better cut the crap now or pay the consequences.

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Could I change the world by a simple personal campaign of making the above call anonymously and untraceably to telephone numbers at random? 

I know your initial reaction might be: But that's just a prank.  But I'm serious.  Wouldn't those who are by merit unhaunted just brush it off?  And might not those who connive secretly to harm others have a second thought and desist?