March 8, 2002

  • I've never done an orgy,
    Don't think I ever will,
    For having just read the following,
    I'll just bypass that thrill:


    Longest Daisy Chain
    The holder of this dubious record is the American slipper snail (Crepidula fornicata—the scientific name alone should clue you in on their kinky predilections). All slipper snails begin life 100% male. The chain begins when a young snail reaches sexual maturity, becomes stricken with ennui, and attaches itself permanently to some fixed object. At the same time it undergoes a complete identity crises and becomes female. Shortly afterward, another male snail comes along, then mounts and copulates with the first one. It, too, abandons the motile life and remains in permanent copulatory union with the first one for the remainder of their lives. A third snail then comes along and mounts this second snail, which in turn becomes female. This procedure continues until there are up to fourteen individuals in the perpendicular chain.


      --sexualrecords.com


    Talk about *settling down*?!  Damn, if this isn't total commitment!!  But kinky, too.  As the final male gets to screw 13 females (at least in terms of propagative energy) who were certainly just shortly before the very same guys who used to drink snail beer and hang-out Friday nights at the snail-bar, playing cards and joking about how much it is entirely a "guys' world" 

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