June 12, 2001

  • Yes, for those tracking the facets of personality (a.k.a. JadedFey), I am the Tuesday NFP, a flippant fellow given to garrulous levity and insistencies, who has absolutley nothing better at the moment than to share a defecation ditty...


    Peeing Eye


    I tell you, it was staring at me--
    so hard that I just couldn’t pee.
    I moved , then it decided to flush:
    I hate when the potty makes me blush.


    "I was a young boy, oh so unwilling.  But she was an alien with a green vagina!"


       --most notable quote from forthcoming book "Memories of Youthful Abductions"

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