African dust storms are sending germs to America, some executor with a death fetish prepares to execute another inmate on the same damn table on which McVeigh died days ago, Gov. Rick Perry on Sunday vetoed a bill to ban the execution of mentally retarded death row inmates, the India monkey-man, already responsible for 3 deaths, is labeled as a "mere figment of the imagination of emotionally weak people” by authorities, and only the 18th known Martian rock on earth is discovered in Oman.

All I can say is: Keep those rocks coming!

And...

Here, for the special benefit of JadedFey, is a sexualization of today's news:

African dust devils are sending sex germs to America, some perv with a snuff fetish prepares to execute another inmate with the same damn condom that strangled McVeigh died days ago, Gov. Rick Perry on Sunday vetoed a bill to ban the castration of mentally retarded death row inmates, the India monkey-man, already responsible for 3 orgasms, is labeled as a "mere figment of the imagination of sexually-needy weak people” by authorities, and only the 18th known Martian gonad on earth is discovered in Oman.

All I can say is: Keep those rocks cummin!

   Happy?? 

Last night I had another personalized Xanga dream:

*details: too delightfully morbid to confess*

How is it that I'm capable of such deliciously perverse visions?

Where are the handcuffs when you need them?