Our Priorities??? 

 Even though this is far from scientific, a casual Search Survey of Xanga Says:

Oops!
Too many results, please try different keywords.

For:
Life
Mother
Father
Earth
Water
Air
Man
Sun
Food
Fun
Home
Work

What??  Too many results!!  What kind of wimp Search Engine does Xanga employ??!!  What, you can only search for the “less popular” topics??  It seems as we continue to blog as a community that the above list will be augmented by some of the topics below which still are searchable, I suppose, until the “hits” reach some critical “Oops!” threshold.

Nonetheless…

Searched all xanga for "love"
Search Results: 30431 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "God"
Search Results: 11300 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "mom"
Search Results: 7801 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "woman"
Search Results: 7038 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "money"
Search Results: 6798 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "dad"
Search Results: 5252 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "fuck"
Search Results: 4137 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "death"
Search Results: 3865 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "dog"
Search Results: 3458 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "boyfriend"
Search Results: 3179 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "cat"
Search Results: 3078 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "truth"
Search Results: 2901 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "sex"
Search Results: 2765 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "blood"
Search Results: 2392 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "girlfriend"
Search Results: 2320 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "war"
Search Results: 1944 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "drugs"
Search Results: 1928 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "beer"
Search Results: 1632 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "freedom"
Search Results: 1169 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "eprops"
Search Results: 1082 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "devil"
Search Results: 749 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "whore"
Search Results: 420 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "penis"
Search Results: 238 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "vagina"
Search Results: 57 Weblog Entries

Searched all xanga for "cunt"
Search Results: 42 Weblog Entries

What’s interesting about this list is that compared to a  search by the same keywords that I did with AltaVista of the whole web,  Money, Sex, and Death are relatively demoted and God, Mom, and Woman are relatively promoted on Xanga compared to the rest of the net.  Damn, Xanga averages out as lucid bastion of Feminine Virtue while the rest of the world seems enveloped in crass material cares and indulgences!

Okay, ignore me!

*goes back to play with the Teletubbies he’s discovered in Mr. Rogers’ Xanga neighborhood*

Patient Information:

Name: notforprophet
Examination Type: Brain Scan
Purpose: Insanity/Commital Pre-hearing
Diagnosis: Terminal Hypertrophic Cyblogitis

All people dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind, wake in the morning to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people, for they dream their dreams with open eyes, and make them come true.

T.E. Lawrence (AKA "Lawrence of Arabia")

Direly needed inventions:

1) Calorie-free alcoholic beverages.

2) Interface to tap your brain and let it work your job while you sleep.

3) World Gravity Reduction Engine so that gravity sucks less.

4) And I was going to say *Women who say "Yes!"* but that's pushing things too far into the realm of fantasy.