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June 3, 2001

I have taken steps to retain a lawyer in an imminent lawsuit against Xanga.

I have had enough. Charades and shenanigans are fine. But when Xanga itself permits subliminal advertising that adversely affects my mental health, I must strike back (the id which constitutes my superego declares it apropos).

So I was asleep last night when I heard a voice. It said "Dick" "Dick B lick" "dick be licked" I woke up so hard that there was practically no blood left in my feet, head, or hands! You bastards!!! Sucking so hard on my proverbial Achilles' appurtenance!

Class action, anyone??

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- 6/3/2001 2:34 AM
- leadcrow
Can't Type ....ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 6/3/2001 2:47 AM
- Coyote
-:starts laughing:- Oh, my.... Some of us absorb subliminals moreso than others, I think!
- 6/3/2001 3:47 AM
- TwoHourParking
O.K. Steve now I know you have lost it and I don't mean your MIND.

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- 6/3/2001 6:21 AM
- Starwolf
You must be ekiddin?
- 6/3/2001 6:45 AM
- Sallyann
why is everyone here laughing? and why do i have the urge to lick you?

***yes i am the highly suggestable type***

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- 6/3/2001 6:51 AM
- pink_cloud
A weblog sublime!
- 6/3/2001 8:59 AM
- Leandra
ROTF!
- 6/3/2001 9:32 AM
- VeryModern
mmm....Dick....licking dick...mmm....

Yes...I have had DICK on my mind ever since they changed banners.

Dick...

*drools*
- 6/3/2001 9:32 AM
- celeste
celeste is naughty we love it!

(There goes the lawsuit down the drain)
- 6/3/2001 10:57 AM
- toreibjo
ROFLMAO!!

NFP, you are too much! Might I suggest a good psychiatrist, instead of a lawyer?
- 6/3/2001 11:55 AM
- styxx374
styxx374,

I am a good psychiatirst. The XangaTeam has actually hired me to cure all you hopeless Xangaholics!

Next suggestion....
- 6/3/2001 12:39 PM
- notforprophet
You are a good psychiatrist, before I read your entry, I thought I was turning gay. (Not that there would be anything wrong with that...) I'm just not.
- 6/3/2001 12:54 PM
- oneeyecat
LOL!

Psychia~thirst!

Perfect partner for a hangover+!
- 6/3/2001 1:01 PM
- toreibjo
Dear God ... oh dear God ...

*dials attorney immediately ...*

Is now on hold ... keeps looking at NFP bloggy thang and suddenly gets very turned on ... and must log off completely ...
- 6/3/2001 3:04 PM
- BlueCollarGoddess
LOL. Can't get any more conniving and cruel than that, can those Xanga bastards?
- 6/3/2001 3:28 PM
- TheCrimsonNinja
*falls out of chair laughing*
- 6/3/2001 11:01 PM
- Blondie_Chickie
oh....so you saw it too, eh???
- 6/4/2001 4:39 AM
- vcrimson
Why anyone actually wants to go by the name "dick" excapes me.

It must be to invoke, as you say, a rise out of us.
- 6/4/2001 8:59 AM
- Prometheus
That must be the most talked about dick since Tricky Dicky Nixon. That doesn't answer your query, of course...
- 6/4/2001 8:44 PM
- libertyvalance
That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. My husband is sitting here looking at me like I am crazy. OMG. I have never laughed so hard in my life. 10 eProps for NFP!!!

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