January 15, 2002

  • Do I pervert the institution?
    Or succumb to its prostitution?


    Why do I ask?


    Because I don’t get no benign aggression.


    So is it Xanex or Xang-ex?


    Hey, what’s happened to all the car flags in America?  2 months ago, they were a flaunt—I’d estimate that one out of every 20 to 25 cars had one.  But today, at least here in the Midwest, they seem virtually absent.  I road down the highway to work today and didn’t spot one.  Well, I had previously had one myself but the wind tore it off about 7 weeks ago and I didn’t get around to replacing it.  Is that what’s going on?  They’ve gotten wind-raped and not replaced?  But why then don’t you see them strewn along the road.  Seems just like dead birds or  lost socks, they have a way of mysteriously vanishing, too.


    Or is it the cold?  Have peeps taken them down because a lot of the mounts require the window to be kept a crack open and in the Midwest it’s just now too cold?  If that were the case, one would expect the flags on car mounts to be still waving abundantly in the warmer climes of Florida,  California,  the South, and Southwest.  But is that the case? 


    Some say they’ve being stolen.  Car-flag theft is endemic, according to them.  Damn, could be the terrorists themselves deflagging us.  Maybe they’re stealing our socks and hiding dead birds, too.  Or maybe it’s just a secret chapter of the Bird Lovers of America who are stealing single socks to bury the dead birds in and are using the missing flags to mark the dead bird sock-coffined graves in the recesses of dark, hidden forests.


    Or…have we let our guard, our colors, and enthusiasm down and returned to the gorge of “Consumer America” ?   


    Xangex?


    Because I can’t get no benignflaming.

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