i'm a graduate school professor
until she looks at me
--the honey in the front row--
oh girl, just let me be!

i'm a man of subtle learning
until she begins to smile
and her lavish eyes shine such surprise
and my thoughts feel so defiled.

i wonder: will she be a bright one
and challenge me to match...?
or play so lost and helpless
throwing herself to me to catch?

o baby...what are ya doing here?
don't you know i have to teach?

...how i dream that i'm a lifeguard
and she is drowning at the beach...

Now we know!

Geraldo Rivera, after vigorous investigative reporting, claims that Osama bin Laden is now undoubtedly in Pakistan.

Which now makes the most hated man still in Afghanistan...

Geraldo Rivera !