There are no *resolutions*
Because I know what I must do:
Make many billions of dollars
And screw every girl in school.
Read every word ever written
Devouring all the books on Earth.
Sip vamply on Youth’s Fountain
Regressing agewise towards my birth.
Strike telepathically at Osama
As I stalk his psychic trail.
Drink tea with the Dalai Lama
As we play chess on the Holy Grail.
Swing high overhead Excalibur
riding horseback on the street
just as naked as Lady Godiva
and kissing every girl I meet.
Invent beer without any calories
And put the patent in the public domain.
Dream only thoughts from deep in the heart
Demoting the importance of the brain.
Turn *Economy* into the myth it is
And sing  Gaia’s forgotten songs…
There simply are no *resolutions*
Because I’m righting all the wrongs!