Our culture is in so many ways just pathetic.  For instance, only a pathetic culture has an erectile dysfunction industry.  A vibrant culture would have no need of such an industry - the vibrations of the culture itself would provide enough additional stimulation to make such dysfunction rarer and certainly not industry-fixatable.  And a truly high-driving, libido-liberating culture might well have an erectile hyperfunction problem.  Imagine a culture with a multi-billion-dollar industry that markets a drug or a treatment to lessen the manly hyperdrive.

I will divulge a secret I've never shared before.  Much of my adult life I have been naturally erectile hyperfunctional.  I was familiar with the term and condition called priapism long before it reached the airwaves on advertisements for Cialis and such.  There were days and days and days when I'd go about constantly sexually ever-excited.  Not merely excitable, but fully excited.  Well, I lived in a truly high-driving, libido-liberating culture, you might say.  Even if that culture was just my own personal mindset, my own idiosyncratic world outlook.  But perhaps it wasn't just merely  a world of my own sexual projections.  I could also speak of erotic psychic undulations and mysterious sexual inundations that ripped a hole for me in our common and consensualized notion of 'reality'.  Preternatural influxes, real enough (that is, distinctly non-imaginary), that hyper-sexualized my life for a long time in this world.  I could.  But I'm still a little too close timewise to that crazy multisensory energy to put it into properly reflecting words.

The good news is that I'm now merely properly and normally functional.  Not hyper, not dys.  Just a normal guy, finally.  It's so great to be normal.  So great.  I can hardly believe that I can now truthfully brag that I'm just a normal guy.  What a relief!