February 27, 2003

  • Namaste is prophylactically engaged in preventing the premature ejaculation of posts.  I admire his gumption, but my response to him:


    "The 'Eating of Posts' is a sacrficial act of the highest significance in assuaging the blog-hungry Bloggyman and thus preventing him from otherwise creating universal mass blog havoc.  Those that are eaten should feel the honor of rendering a public service to the rest of us!"


    My posts never effuse before their coitus (coiti?) .  That’s because each and every word of one is indelibly engram-ed in my mind and guarded until the precisely ripe moment of their collective, ultimate release.  So premature blogulation is not personally  a major concern of mine.  I am concerned, however, about the premature loss of your  precious comments:


    "oh...by the way, the same goes for comments.  Don't forget: Some comments may be lengthier, more developed, and/or more glowingly intricate than even the blog itself.  Losing that 'special, inspired comment' may constitute the loss of a blogging gem.  Protect your comments!"


        --a public service announcement from Comment Condoms Inc.


    Go forth and blog it!  But please, please, please practice safe commenting!!!

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