July 10, 2001

  • Elves are immortal.  Nymphs live 10,000 years.  Unicorns last 1,000 years.  Gnomes grow old at 400.  Dwarfs are geriatric at 200.  Trolls die when exposed to sunlight.  But most interestingly of all, fairies remain only until Doomsday--dies irae, dies illa. 

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