Why are such bizarre things are happening?  And why is the world getting even stranger?

It seems CNN is now selling T-shirts based on their own online news headlines: "Teens getting high on mostly legal plant..." , "'It's fun to do bad things,' says joyrider, 7", "Katja! Baby giraffe takes first steps" . 

Oh.  And an Austrian woman, now 42, has just escaped a dungeon where she was held for 24 years by her father, where she was constantly raped, and forced into bearing at least 7 children by her father, 3 of which have lived their entire lives in the dungeon also.  By the way, the father lived on the floor above the dungeon, with his wife - who purportedly knew nothing (for 24 years) about what was going on, and with 3 of the daughter's children (adopted by the mother and father), all of whom also never knew their mom and 3 other siblings lived in the dungeon below.  Well, at least they can't say "Only in America."

Osama bin Laden is about to be apprehended in a cave.

My doorbell just rang and there was nobody there.

And why am I still hungry even though I just ate a huge mid-afternoon meal?

And just as bizarre in Chinese: