It's my birthday.

And the bad news is that I'm sexually broke.

The not so bad news is that I seem to be financially stable at last.

The little bit better news is that I'm spiritually re-energizing.

And the wake-up-and-smile news is that I'm intellectually revamped.

But if I'm revamped, that means that I've already been vamped before.

Like I said, I'm sexually vamprupt.

Who cares bout that bad grade on my life-tap report card anyway?  I don't. 

So I'm vamprupt and I won't graduate from life with a perfect 4.00.

An imaginary 3.99 maybe is possible... and that is the Trinity, after all, plus Mother Mary with slight negatory baggage.

(To explain: CG Jung believed that 4 was the perfect number.  And that the Trinity (of Catholicism and whatever other past and future meta-pagan sects) was perfected by the Goddesshood of the Mother.  So Mary with baggage is a fraction less than 1?  Or maybe report cards and the additive principle are imperfect cognitve assessments?  Or maybe the Trinity strives endlessly for integerhood like Sisyphus pushing his rock up the hill.?

Is Goddesshood even a word?

I miss my mother.

Who said/sang: "Don't worry.  Be happy." ?

Answer: A very wise soul.