I've reached out!  I've made the effort!  I am so dialectically-correct!!!

For the next sixty seconds I am requesting total abstinence from blogging on Xanga.   I want us all to hear the sound of no props popping,  feel the stillness of no blogs clogging, enjoy the bliss of no comments hissing.

Starting….. NOW!

(no, this blog doesn’t count)

Elmer Fudd:

Fow the nest sixty seconds I am weqwesting totaw abstinence fwom bwogging on Xanga. I want us aww to heaw the sound of no pwops popping, feew the stiwwness of no bwogs cwogging, enjoy the bwiss of no comments hissing.

Stawting….. NOW!

(no, this bwog doesn’t count)

Jive:

Fo' de next sixty seconds ah' am requestin' total abstinence fum bloggin' on Xanga. WORD! ah' wants' us all t'hear de sound uh no props poppin', feel de stillness uh no blogs cloggin', enjoy de bliss uh no comments hissin'.

 Startin'….. NOW!

Right on! (no, dis blog duzn’t count)

Redneck:

Fo' th' next sixty seconds ah's requestin' total abstinence fum bloggin' on Xanga. ah's hankerin' us all t'hear th' soun' of no props poppin', feel th' stillness of no blogs cloggin', injoy th' bliss of no comments hissin'.

Startin'….. NOW! Fry mah hide!

(no, this hyar blog doesn’t count)

Hacker:

fro twehh n3xt sixty seconds i am request1nG total abstinence from blogging 0n xanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ ahck hte p7ann3t!!!!!!!!!!! i want uz all to heart The sou||d of no propz popping, feel teh strillness 0f no blogs clogging, enjOy the b7isz of no comm3nts hissing. UR LAM3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~
HACK YOUUUUUUU CUZ YOU RE LAME

STARTI||g…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ... LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL~ n0w!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~

(no, this bolg Doesn’t cxouNt)

Pig Latin:

Orfay ethay extnay ixtysay econdssay Iyay amyay equestingray otaltay abstinenceyay omfray oggingblay onyay Angaxay. Iyay antway usyay allyay otay earhay ethay oundsay ofyay onay opspray oppingpay, eelfay ethay illnessstay ofyay onay ogsblay oggingclay, enjoyyay ethay issblay ofyay onay ommentscay issinghay.

Artingstay….. OWNAY!

(onay, isthay ogblay oesnday’tay ountcay)

Cockney:

For the next sixty seconds I'm requestin' total abstinence from bloggin' on Xanga, init? I want us all ter hear the sound of no props poppin', feel the chuffin' stillness of no blogs cloggin', enjoy the bliss of no comments 'issin'.

Startin'….. NOW! Right!

(no, this blog doesn’t count)

Moron:

F' de next sixty seconbs I am rekestigg total abstiness from bloggigg on Xanga. I want us all t' hear the, ERRRR, sound of no props poppigg, feel the, ERRRR, stillness of no blogs cloggigg, endgoy de bliss of no commins hissigg.

Startigg….. NOW!

Doihh, COOL! (no, dis blog doesn’t count)

Swedish Chef:

Fur zee next seexty secunds I em reqooesteeng tutel ebsteenence-a frum bluggeeng oon Xunga. I vunt us ell tu heer zee suoond ooff nu prups puppeeng, feel zee steellness ooff nu blugs cluggeeng, injuy zee bleess ooff nu cumments heessing.

Sterteeng….. NOV!

(nu, thees blug duesn’t cuoont)