Month: July 2001

  • Today I haven’t one profound thing to say.  I’m sure of it.  Take a chance (reader) and read on.  Take a chance (writer) and write on.  We all live in a yellow submarine....


    It should not be a strange thing to say that the world is a stranger place than it usually seems and a much more mundane place than it sometimes seems.  But it is, nevertheless for most people, a strange thing to hear.  How many of us see the sun as a star and reflect that it may be a part of another world’s nightly constellations?  How many of us familiar with a map of the United States ever reflect that we, indeed, are not positioned straight up and down but are inclined at 20-some degrees with reference to the earth’s orbiting plane around the sun ? (If we keep time, i.e., rotation=day, revolution=year by solar cues, why shouldn’t we be inclined to do so also relative to space and position?)


    Life should seem like a never-ending story always, but for most of us in our typical course of affairs it doesn’t seem so usually.  Regularly this is due to the need to transact human affairs within the terms of commerce which our society has historically devised--a commerce which regularly extracts a compromise upon our individual vitality.  This commerce is in its narrowest sense economic and in its broadest sense pseudo-psychic (the realm of product-culture and advertising).  Its compromising extraction upon our individual vitality is also in its narrowest sense economic but in its broadest sense truly psychic.  And there’s the rub:  While modern society through its terms of fair commerce always strives and more-or-less achieves an economic quid-pro-quo, it invariably manages to short-change us with its barter in psychic surrogates.  Take for instance, the "standard of living". In our society, the "standard of living" is typically gauged only in economic and not larger psychic terms.  The "quality of life" is likewise market-assessed.  But what standard, what quality has my life without love, and friendship, and self-respect?  Not that they are otherwise unattainable, but how could life even be "good" without them?  Modern myths persist as catalysts, but we are encouraged to buy into them literally--instead of figuratively, romantically, or psychically.  For instance, the myth of Exploring as a genuine quest in life is commonly fed to us for consumption with the provision of truly powerful all-terrain vehicles (Ranger, Explorer, Grand Cherokee, etc.) which we then proceed to employ to "tame the wild highways."  The myth of Security takes expression as the empire of Insurance which supposedly would rebuild everything even if the earth itself tragically shakes all to rubble (but for acts of God?) Rebuilding is good, no doubt, but what rebuilds the human spirit whose most common outlook reverberates as echoes of acquisition?  The myth of Prophecy is provided us in terms of economic forecasts (the keenest of which, supposedly, are available only by subscription), an investing outlook which, though sometimes accurate within the constraints of its own bottom-line concepts, is nevertheless, short-range and narrowly non-evolutionary. 


    Yet we all live in an evolving world!  More importantly, we are all beginning to experience, either cognizantly or otherwise, the evolution of the human spirit throughout the realms of our undertakings.  And it is precisely the psychic component of our individuality that enjoys and engages in this truly human endeavor, the psychic component which is now here, not merely transformed, but truncated by modern commerce's psuedo-psychic extractions and provisions.
     
    How have we come to tolerate this situation? 


    To the extent that we live our lives intending to be cooperative members of society, we naturally accept the notion of compromise.  To wholly do otherwise is pure tyranny and to do so only grudgingly is, at best, ungracious brutishness.  But though our naiveté and our general failing to take full responsibility for our world, we come not merely to accept the generally fair principle of quid-pro-quo economic compromise ( a wage for labor, a price for goods), but are led to accept a betraying compromise of the principle of compromise itself by a less-for-more provision of economically marketable surrogates for the true concerns of the soul.  This carelessness puts us in terrible trouble.  Until trouble towers far above our heads.  Compromising the fair notion of compromise is tantamount to listening to the pronouncement of a liar that he-or-she lies: confusion reigns, what's to believe??!! 


    The task at hand, then, is not to abandon compromise as a fundamental underpinning of societal cooperation, but to reinvest it with its own intrinsic regulation: tit-for tatthis-for-thatsui generis.  This gut-check is not a revolutionary but, rather, a quite though not quaint conservatory concept.  Yet it is the essence of taking care, taking responsibility for the world.  We should never be satisfied with compromising individual psychic goods (quality in living, provision as an outcome of inner vision) for anything less than commensurate socially-psychic (true community--not pseudo, surrogate artifice) arrangements.  This correction constitutes a daunting task for us all, the kernel-core work of our evolution in the context of the human enterprise.

  • Back from the attic.  Next time I'll take some beer and my mobile internet access along.


    Got a key to the house.  And permission to come any time pretty much day or night over the rest of the summer.The alarm system security code's been changed.  It used to be "Oh shit" because the first time Tyson (the psychologist) forgot it, she screamed "Oh shit!" and realized that if that's what she screams when she forgets it, it would probably be the best code since by screaming she'd remember it.


    I'm helping to beautify the attic.  Convert it from a scorching hot dingy storage area into an air-conditioned library and music practice room.  Tyson was going to sell her house and I was going to paint the entire house interior in preparation for sales, but instead she has decided to renovate the attic and seek refuge there.  I say seek refuge because her desire to move had been prompted by the incessant noise of rowdy neighbors that prevented her from concentrating on her cello playing anywhere else in the house.  She had even reverted to wearing noise-muffling earplugs around in her own house simply to quell her awareness of the neighbor's audible disturbances. 


    But the attic should work out nicely.  Her house is taller by nearly a floor than the neighbor's house so she is able to "rise above" the proximate mayhem.  Add to that the "white noise" of the air conditioner, and if necessary, the additional hum of white noise generating devices, and she is effectively insular from all distractions.


    Tyson's a neat person.  She's a serious, touring cellist and a psychologist specializing in woman and lesbian issues, but in her presence I feel just like I'm talking to Peter Pan!  Which doesn't make be Tinkerbell--hell no!  I'm one of the Lost Boys! Yep, that's me--lost since the day I was born!

  • Well, I'm about to go sweat my ass off in the closet in the attic of a lesbian psychologist. Wish me luck.

  • Nothing proving or sick or partial. Nothing false, nothing difficult or easy or small or colossal.  Nothing ordinary or extraordinary, nothing emptied or filled, real or unreal: nothing feeble and known or clumsy and guessed.  Everywhere tints childrening, innocent spontaneous, true.  Nowhere possibly what flesh and impossibly such a garden, but actually flowers which breasts are among the very mouths of light.  Nothing believed or doubted; brain over heart, surface: nowhere hating or to fear; shadow, mind without soul.  Only how measureless cool flames of making; only each other building always distinct selves of mutual entirely opening; only alive.  Never the murdered finalities of wherewhen and yesno, impotent nongames of  wrongright and rightwrong; never to gain or pause, never the soft adventure of undoom, greedy anguishes and cringing ecstasies of inexistence; never to rest and never to have: only to grow.  Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question.


    e.e. cummings

  • Let’s say you lose in love.  No particulars or details required.  Not that you lose your gf, bf, wife, husband, or dog.  Not that love digs a hole and you jump in and are obliged with a common burial.  Simply: you love and you lose. 


    What normally follows?  Disbelief?  Soul-searching?  Self-pity?  Self or other-party recrimination? 


    Yes, these often occur under such circumstance.  But what do you carry away with you?  What remains either as salvage or as consolation? 


    Chogyam Trungpa, Buddhist spiritual advisor, once spoke of such things in life as contributing to “one’s manure pile of experience” -- a heap of waste experiences that serve as nutrient to upcoming endeavors. You might reply: “That’s a pile of crap.”  Precisely!  Nurture that crap and spread it about in your field of yet-to-be-sown living, then watch as your magic beans grow skywards.  (Well—that’s just me, I’m getting beanstalk-adventure happy.)   But Trungpa would say not to flush away the manure in a ceramic sewer system of forgetfulness, but keep it handy, for in its ripeness there is fertility.


    Thomas Merton, monk and modern mystic, spoke thus of love: “Love is its own reward.”  To lose in love may be to lose (or, in some sense at least, not fully embrace) the intended object of love, be it a person or even a dream.  But to lose the intended object of embrace is not to lose love itself--which according to Merton is the very reward.  The movie Ghost has the ghost of a murdered lover, played by Patrick Swayze, professing to his living girlfriend (Demi Moore) as he departs the earthy realm for immortal light, “The love--you take it with you.” 


    These things, I feel, are all true.


    So “losing love” may not be as fatal as it usually first seems to the recently-smitten.  Less so, I say, if in losing in love, you gain in health.  Which was precisely my course  of action in the aftermath of a once fledgling affair with …hrm, let me concoct some initials…J.A.S. (She was a soulmate-to-be for sure, but betrayed me via an "et tu Brutus" harassment charge in order to trophy an affair with the president of the organization.) Though I lost by all accounts, I ran--literally.  Like Forest Gump, I ran--sometimes running as blindly as my love was blind.  I didn’t run primarily for health but out of a desperation to find some meaning in the foremath and a trapdoor from the aftermath of the whole matter.  I found some meaning and I found at least one trapdoor, but even if I had found nothing along the lines of these quests, I ran myself into incredibly good shape.  Not that I was in bad shape to start, but I was in unquestionably buff-better shape at the finish. 


    So if love is its own reward (and you take it with you) and health is the key to happiness, if you run yourself (figuratively or literally) through the well-ploughed and then manure-rich fields of apparent emotional devastation and into the heart of health itself, what, if anything, have you really lost?

  • I had a strange and curious impression the other night after returning from a 5 mile run.  While I stretched and warmed down in my backyard, I was struck by what seemed to be a curious quality to the artificial lighting emanating from the houses in the neighborhood.  While I recognized the light as bona fide energy, it nevertheless had a shadow or material quality to it that seemed quite heavy, archaic, and even ignorant.  My impression during that heightened state of well-being (the post-run adrenalin and energy sense) was that the quality of light I was experiencing belonged only to a dismal present and not what someday, I hope, will become a more enlightened future.  The notion flashed through my mind that someday somebody is going to discover that the quality of light provided by our current artificial lighting is significantly substandard to natural lighting (or perhaps a drastically improved, yet uninvented artificial lighting) and that this has a measurable impact on our quality of life.  Specifically, I had a sense that the artificial lighting would be found to have made us dumber both intellectually and spiritually than we would otherwise had been nurtured solely by natural lighting.  This was a precise, but obviously currently, totally unfounded impression.


    Nevertheless, if true, a suggestible alternative would be to develop techniques to convey sunlight always from an aspect unshadowed (day) of the earth for our illumination needs.  Fiber optics, mirroring,  sunshine in a box?


    Is light just light to feed our vision?


    Or does the source and quality of light--sunlight, firelight, massive arrays of florescent light spanning the high ceilings of factories overhead--have an impact on our psychic vitality?

  • 444!!!


    Since the number 444 has come recently to pre-occupy VeryModern's propensity for numerological assignations, I but add humbly to her observations an aside:




    Yes, our VeryModern (VM) is (well, was as time draws even now more fulfillingly on) but 444 eProps away from full rightful Xanga eProp ascendancy, which translates into (estimated at the going eProp exchange rates) a week to 10 days.


    There was a time when talking eProps like this would incur the scalding wrath of Xanga purists who deigned to remain unattended by quantitative specifications. 


    Hahahahahahahahahaha.


    But nowadays we have the Xangods themselves giving approbation to GudKarma's eProp sign pimping:



    And VeryModern herself talks about going "propping" to describe her near ubiquitous forays about in daily visiting and creating community with the likes of us.


    I think there has occurred here a desensitization to numbers, which is good, and a jovial celebration of the eProp artifact, which is fun.


    BTW, since I did coin the term Xangarelic, two fine graphic artists Alice and GudKarma have created badges ("If you're the police, where are your badges?" "Badges? We ain't got no badges.  We don't need no badges.  I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"  --Bogie, Treasure of the Sierra Madre)



         Alice



           GudKarma


    Hey, if 6-7 months makes a Xangarelic, how long is a Xangalife in dog years??!!


    That's okay, Gudkarma, I don't mind the dust, I snort it (hahaha...well, never! but it sounds k00l).


    Seriously, maybe I'll just finish out the year and then just update all my blogs from the same date on the previous year (xanga vu)!   As agrochick78 mentioned to me when I blew this idea past her, "Who the hell would know the difference?"  Well, some astute readers (Rapture and toreibjo) did pick up and mention upon my 4th of July poem (below) as having a blog presence before--and it did!  But the 4th is the 4th!!  And don't get me started again!!!


    And, oh, by the way, if you really want to know what I think about eProps, check out some earlier playfulness of mine here.


    *in the mood to laugh forever*


    Mwhahahahahahahahaaa!!!

  • The top-note fleeting impression of this day is this: 


    “I told you I was high on light, the light of that vanished angel, unnamed  (after all, she was a star in my eyes).” 


    Yet the stars shall yet shine tonight and the darkness will not kill (“It’s not the darkness that kills, but the cold.” Miguel de Unamuno).  Light, in whatever form, is more than memorable, its rejuvenating.  And rejuvenation is a potent sense of nowness that both expresses and evinces previously assimilated radiances.  Let the light shine, let those who preach or perpetuate gloom meet doom.  How bright is Las Vegas at night?  Dimmer and dimmer the closer you get to the stars.

  • fourth of july.
       i’ve counted
    six thousand and twenty-six firecracker’s
    boom!  already.
       boom!     boom!
    got some drunken girl next door
    running out naked every hour on the hour
    firing off in indiscriminate directions
    a thirty round clip from
    an M2 submachine gun.
    shit!          someone might
    call the cops
    exceptin’ her husband,
    who’s the chief of police,
    is laying out on the front lawn
    passed out in uniform,
    all vomited and pissed,
    a burnt-out sparkler jutting
    majestically from his mouth.
    ka—boom!             a massive gunpowdered steel-nosed
    acme rocket pierces aluminum-sided wall
    and explodes in brilliant festivity in my living room.
    i sit studiously considering the roman
    of this mutant roman candle thinking
    …somewhere tacitus turning in his grave.
    but what the hell!      screw tacitus!
    it’s the fourth!
    the day when all good, patriotic
    maniacs of America are proudly lunaticing
    their minds in uproarious prankstering merriment
    and deep dragon volcano booms!
    singing all the while:
    remember Lexington!        remember Concord!
    remember to buy more beer!
    hell, yes!     hell, yes!
    and i, too, a maniac!
    a real fucking yankee doodle maniac!
    up now with sufficient wine
    and out to the backyard
    with assorted red, white, and blue cherry bombs,
    mosaicing Old Glory in potent resplendence
    my prize Ohioan humus rose garden.
    then   ignite!      and:
    earth and flower petals
    in a grand simultaneous-exploding     jack—a—room!    delight.
    o, joyous good American smoke and dust!
    and i, then, dancing the earth with the drunken tears
    of a flag-loving, fist-waving patriot, screaming:
    jack—a—room!         jack—a—room!
    may you ever boom!, America
    long may you boom!

  • Okay...so I'm either crazy or I'm drunk.


    But I am drunk!


    So I'm not crazy right?  Wrong...maybe.  The deductive logic operator for "or" indicates one or the other, or both!


    So though drunk, I could still be crazy!


    *confession mode off*


    You say, "What do you mean by:
    *confession mode off*,
    you never turned it on!"


    Damn, right.  No confessions here.  I'll admit to nothing!  But I did promise this girl I just shared a beer with that I'd mention her name. Evie--E-V-I-E.  There--obligation fulfilled.  God bless her with her black eye, bruises, gun-in-her-purse, and all.  But she wanted to make love, not war.


    But when she asked and I told her all that I do, she didn't believe me!  I told her I was a fed, and a professor, and a freelance network consultant, and a wallpaperer/painter.  She smiled a big smile of disbelief at my final pronouncement.  Like "Okay, I'll give you the refined professional stuff but no tradesman crap!"  But damn, I've not only painted houses, but actually worked in the paint factory and made the very paint (Benjamin Moore) with which I've later painted houses.  She started making up crap about herself working for NASA and "X-files stuff" and experimentations gone awry.  Hell, that sounded about right to me!  Here, have a beer!  Have another beer!


    Did i say I was crazy?  Well, it doesn't mean I'm not drunk.

  • Here's my "Reflection of Days", blogged yesterday, reworked through various translations of the Systran translation engine.  The iterated churning here was from English to French to English to Spanish to English to German to French to English.  Not bad for a bastard from Babel! In fact, I think it is marvelous!! It transformed me into the Sun God, Ra!!


    A reflexion of the days


    I see enormous red shineness of a luminosity,
    ballness, irreprochable persisting
    and with the increase in the sun always see this morning me
    that it always held, a being indicated in more of the buildings
    of the medium of the city and memory the pressure
    to soon regard these buildings as certificates totemic nowness
    the sun (or with the spirit now). 
    I am still the sun which approaches again at the other horizon
    (indirectly, by the similar certificate totemic) conclusionary scarlethood.
    couldn't I it always heat,
    of the celestial Incandescence direct of this day
    however of much of days,
    only believes each day of my experiment worldly to be? 


    My Vista is good
    and me worshipfully
    remembers to me
    with these things.


    Thanks to Valkyr for posting the engine on his blog as an assist!

  • From left (#1) to right (#7), rate yourself!



    And, yes, if you have seen this here before, you are a Xangarelic!


    And, oh yes, for those of you sensitive to gender cues:



     

  • A Reflection on Days


    I still see the huge red brightness, ballness, irreproachable and unrelenting shineness of this morning’s sunrise.  I still see it reflecting off an array of downtown city buildings and recall the impression of considering those buildings as totemic testimonies to the sun’s then (or in mind's now) nowness.  I still follow the sun approaching the other horizon (indirectly, by similar totemic testimony) once again in conclusionary scarlethood.  I still feel the warmth, not only of this day’s direct celestial incandescence but of many days, could it be all the days of my worldly experience?  My sight is good and I worshipfully remember these things.

  • All night long I kept awaking and going out about the house to search for my missing kitty. 


    Just 10 minutes ago I found him huddling frightened on the front porch!


    He is so lovingly welcomed in return.


    For the past 8 hours his loss had assailed me terribly.  And now I am overjoyed yet sobered being description.


    Thanks all for all concern.

  • My cat Hawk is lost.  He apparently slipped out of the house under the careless watch of another caretaker.


    I am heartbroken for the loss of my pet, my late night blogging companion.  Were he healthy, perhaps, in time I could wave him off as a wild creature returning to the outdoor wilderness.  But he has Feline Leukemia Virus and his dash to the outdoors is sure to speed his demise.

  • I will keep pounding on this damn keyboard until I get my message through...Hey, do you hear me?  Are you listening?


    While sitting in a coffee shop yesterday, I discovered a world as intriguing to me as that of any woman now in my life: a potted plant.  Yes, a potted plant.  Now, you may wonder if this is not just a snide way for me to indicate some tremendous and repressed anger towards women, some deeply gnawing angst.  Well, I must admit: not at all.  Women, for the most part, are still so intriguingly cool and totally interesting (especially here on Xanga).  It's just that this particular ivy plant growing in the window counter in a green 1-by-3 foot planter put me, for a moment, so fully in touch with my childhood's appreciation of nature that even my current feelings for womankind (which border, at times, I confess, from near total sublimation to infatuation) seemed slighted by comparison.  To be able as an adult to touch the sacred inner sanctum of one's childhood innocence is nothing less than a blissful blessing.  To be able to do so and describe the experience could be heroic.  So let me try.


    Some of the first clear, clean, free rays of the day's sunshine were washing this ivy plant whose existence, before my eyes, was transformed from a mere visual recognition of an external worldly object into a conscious wave of joyful appreciation.  Where first I merely looked upon the plant, I then began to see the plant: its endless details of uniqueness, the variety of its verdant shadings that would baffle the greatest artist in a quest to recapture, the otherness of its presence.  In essence, I was no longer merely looking at and recognizing a plant, but revering its vitality.  And this opened for me a path of imaging and imagining that so faithfully recapitulated some of my dearest childhood's dreams that tears were near at hand.  See this ivy plant: now a vast forest with tiers of impenetrable canopies that forever shields the virgin nurturing earth from the onslaught of penetrating light.  See the vine sprigs exalting upwards in luxuriant expression--more are they than mighty masts of a great ship upon the ocean for they bear the living  sails of a most intricate and irreproducible  architecture.  Lo, the plant is a cosmic alien with each leaf an individualized expression of its abyss-stretching networked life system.  Each leaf is more than a metaphorical match for an expansive earth ocean--more at, each leaf is a stellar Extra-Federation battleship sojourning by timewarp in the unpredictable lattice-net of space. 


    Of course, what was most entirely amazing was to be able to surrender to the freshness of this imminent moment so spatially near at hand.  Three feet between the plant and me with my full awareness awash with its existence.  If one could love a plant, that plant would have been in jeopardy of consummate worship.  In a moment of weakness, I could have made a sexual salad of it.  How refreshing to sometimes see the world (for this plant represented, without a doubt, a micro-totem fetish for all of the natural world's existence) from a radically alien stage of perceptual departure.

  • An unusual state of calmness has befallen me.  It feels like depression but not my depression.  Rather, it feels like I’m sampling some sort of extract of depression, the downside condensation of 1000 people stripped bare of personal details, physiological interactions, horrible outcomes.  Its practically a drug!  A most serene sedative is this extract of depression that’s empathectically-realized, yet personally inapplicable.  More so, when one feels physically well--as I do now.  Striving and stretching and dancing and balanced.

  • Slacking


    Well, I'm back on the Fed job--the "day" job--and someone tried to stick me with some work the moment I walked in, but I turned it around, reasoned with the individual, and made him feel that it was his responsibility to deal with the problem himself.  I can be such a slacker.


    I had a student once who adamantly maintained in emails with me "I'm not a slacker!"  But she was the cutest purrfect little slacker imaginable.  I could have learned so much from her--but I couldn't let myself ooze unprofessionally into those murky waters.


    But I had yet another student who tried to drag me head first into those waters.  It was final test time and there was a set time limit for the test because...I promised to buy pitchers of beer for the whole class at the local bar afterwards. So everyone turned in their tests, but one girl was lagging, slacking.  Venus was her name and Venus was in trouble.  Time expired and I called for the test.  One more minute, she appealled, one more.  A minute passed and I called time again. Whimpering, she began to plead: "Professor, please, is there anything I can do to pass this course?"  I replied that that would be determined by the results of the yet ungraded final test.  But she blurted: "No, see, I flunked the test, look, look..."   And although I didn't want to look since I wanted to grade the tests "blindly" (unaware of the student's identity), she flashed so many brilliant white blank pages in front of my eyes that it was apparent that she, indeed, had taken the big grade plunge.  "Please, Professor, please...anything, is there something I can do, any thing."  The latter any was spoken with that most naughty intonation and luring sparkle of the eyes that sends a clear message to any man that sexual favors were just put on the table.  And, oh yes, she being the very last one left in class alone with me, should the door close, and the process of "grade remediation" begin, who would know, no?


    But I had a date: pitchers of beer!  Even Angelina Jolie couldn't tear me away from that (though it would be interesting to have the opportunity to have her prove me wrong)!  So I snatched the test away from her (yes, that's all I snatched), tore my gaze away from her willing body, and bee-lined out the door...


    AND...HELLO!!  Standing directly outside the door, out of view but with his ear pinned to our conversation, was a 6'8", hugely-muscular BOYFRIEND who gave me a look that said "you lucky motha fucka cause I would have kicked ya ass, and then me and my bitch would have demanded an *A* for the course from the Dean along with morals charges against ya--but what the fuck is wrong with my bitch that you just walked out on her ass??"


    Like I said, straight for the beer and never looking back.

  • I returned to the wallpapering job (described below), but the idiot owner had failed to obtain sufficient border to finish the installation.  So I withdrew prematurely from the locale and have now relocated to the entertainment district of Cleveland (the Flats) and am doing my remote thingy with laptop and cel phone while sipping a Foster's lager in a popular hangout.


    I'm really totally relaxed taking my laptop anywhere and going wireless.  Which reminds me, what we call the "World Wide Web" (WWW) will someday be more appropriately re-described at the World Wireless Web, or in my case, the Wherever Wireless Web!! 


    Hrm...I wonder if i bought a digital camera, if the nudie bar down the street would let me blog the occasion for your edification??!!

  • I'm not taking a break from bloggin...exactly.


    I'm just leading another life.


    Which tends to be time-intensive.


    My secret life: professional wallpaperer/painter/finisher.  Evenings. Weekends.  Hell, I've no love life, so I might as well work!


    Yep.  And I'm damn good at it.


    Correction: Actually, one of the best.


    Damn, I could wallpaper a basketball with striped paper and not loose the pattern.  I think.


    Well, I put my skills to work yesterday, 7 AM until 9 PM--no lunch, no break, and knocked out papering an expansive newly-added bathroom in a lush suburb.  Damn, that work was backbreaking.  And lunch was merely two warm beers--in between waiting pieces of pasted paper.


    But, oh, I'm falling back into the old tradesman habit of busting one's ass all day and then rushing to the bar to spend all the money just made.  Watch out for those tabs--the plastic a credit card's made out of has a much longer life than the worth is supposedly represents!  I tell you this, though.  A pretty girl in a bar looks so much prettier just after you've given your vision for 14 hours to staring at seams drying on the wall.


    Hrm...what wisdom might I share as a professional paperer??


    1) Never, never, never, follow the instructions for pre-pasted paper!!!  Water alone as an activator sucks!  Years ago, we used to ALWAYS use a water/paste mix and roll it onto the pre-pasted papers.  I used to kid about inventing a product for pre-pasted papers, then, lo and behold, "Pre-pasted Wallpaper Activator" appeared in the stores!!!  Use that--always!


    2) Never allow the paper to "book"--or setup with paste--as long as is usually recommended--5 minutes.  That's overkill.  Two minutes is plenty except for the very rare paper that expands slowly.  Allowing it to "book" (pasted and infolded upon itself) too long renders the paste less slippable, and hence, harder to work with on the wall.


    3) And never, never think that wallpaper is the answer to hiding defects.  On the contrary, always repair/prepare the wall as if you were going to paint it with the expectation that  every defect will show.  If you use wallpaper to cover cracks or other defects without repairing them, sad you'll be when they break through.


    Okay...so this was my little break/respite for today.  I'm heading back to the same job now to put up the border.  Then I have an estimate to do tomorrow night on painting an entire house (interior)--which may eat up the rest of my summer.


    No rest for the wicked, they say. I hope the wicked don't mind my company.

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