“Some things are unxangable.”

…I can’t believe what I just said.
Like saying a tired child
Should never be put to bed,
Like saying that falling raindrops
Should never touch a flower,
Relinquishing to the Unspeakable
So much hidden power!

But some things are unxangable
And never to be xanged.
Just don’t ask me what the hell  they are:
I’ll only twang *shebang!*

Chorus: ( she bangs!
              she bangs!
              he only twangs, she bangs!)

Oh yeah, some things are xangaphobic
And rue the day you try
To stick them in a friggin’ blog,
‘Cause that’s the day you die!

Chorus: ( she bangs!
              she bangs!
              he only twangs, she bangs!)

So when the fateful day arrives
And I no longer blog,
Be assured that the most Unspeakable’s
Got me hostage in her fog.

Chorus: ( she bangs!
              she bangs!
              he only twangs, she bangs!)

A Bite of Americana

Fresh from the Howard Stern show...

Howard: She should give me an Angry Dragon.  Do you know what an Angry Dragon is?

Robin: No.

Howard: An Angry Dragon is when a girl is giving you oral, and you slap the back of her head, and it all comes out her nose.  That is an Angry Dragon.

All I can add is that free speech is a beautiful thing, but sometimes imagery can be too apropos.

What if...

   I told you...

1) That I'm a female. That's right--a chick,

and

2) I was the once somewhat notorious Bianca Broussard,

and

3) In the military, I was involved as a principle agent with a Special Warfare section exploring the use of psychics and their powers to undermine the enemy's intelligence capabilities,

and

4) I was psychically involved with the death of three world leaders.

*What-ifs* can be fun, especially if thus qualified: only one of the four propositions above concerning me is true.  Only one.

So what do you think?  Should I 'fess up??  Or just move on to the next silly post?

Mwhahahaha!!!