I am so perfectly content not to blog today.

*So why did I even post this?*

Are you not perfectly content to not be reading this today?

*So why the did you just read this?*

The foregoing was an explicit public service portrayal of the Principle of Xangan Indeterminacy (Xangan Uncertainty Principle). If you're not certain what that principle is, stare at an eProp until it confesses the truth.