July 4, 2001

  • Okay...so I'm either crazy or I'm drunk.


    But I am drunk!


    So I'm not crazy right?  Wrong...maybe.  The deductive logic operator for "or" indicates one or the other, or both!


    So though drunk, I could still be crazy!


    *confession mode off*


    You say, "What do you mean by:
    *confession mode off*,
    you never turned it on!"


    Damn, right.  No confessions here.  I'll admit to nothing!  But I did promise this girl I just shared a beer with that I'd mention her name. Evie--E-V-I-E.  There--obligation fulfilled.  God bless her with her black eye, bruises, gun-in-her-purse, and all.  But she wanted to make love, not war.


    But when she asked and I told her all that I do, she didn't believe me!  I told her I was a fed, and a professor, and a freelance network consultant, and a wallpaperer/painter.  She smiled a big smile of disbelief at my final pronouncement.  Like "Okay, I'll give you the refined professional stuff but no tradesman crap!"  But damn, I've not only painted houses, but actually worked in the paint factory and made the very paint (Benjamin Moore) with which I've later painted houses.  She started making up crap about herself working for NASA and "X-files stuff" and experimentations gone awry.  Hell, that sounded about right to me!  Here, have a beer!  Have another beer!


    Did i say I was crazy?  Well, it doesn't mean I'm not drunk.

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