April 13, 2001

  • Of course, you will never read this. It is obvious that you will never read my posts again--so I can say anything I want, right? Okay!


    I love you! I hate you. I love you! I hate you. I love you! I hate you. I love you!




    There. Hey, this is great having a friend that doesn't respond!  I can fantasize anything I want: like, for every unread blog of friendship, God takes a year off of my purgatory. Or that for every unread beauteous word expressed (like a flower blooming in a forest forever unseen), the entire world is secretly enriched.


    Yes. That's it. So I will write a hundred ditties for you--all going unread. Then years hence, as fates work out, I will publish "The Unread Ditty Book" and everyone will go "Aw!!!" You will even read the book (though you never read these posts) and go "Aw!!" and realize they were all written for you. And you will run around telling everyone else going "Aw!!!" that these ditties were actually written for you, and they will go "like 'Right'." But it will be there right in the introduction, a dedication, "For -you- , ditties galore!" And it will be an awesome sight!




    Now don't bother me. I'm busy thinking up some new ditties. This is important work!


    I love you! I hate you. I love you! I hate you. I love you! I hate you. I love you!

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