I had a spontaneous kung-fu moment last evening. And it was extreme enough to throw my back back into convulsion. As a result, I now have a gelatinous-like balloon on my lower back under my skin (An implant?! No, there is no nipple on my back.) And I don't have a pair of pants or shorts large enough to cover and zip myself up. The only item I can find now to wear without restriction is a pair of pajamas. I'm glad that our culture tolerates public pajama wearing because that's how I'll likely debut today.
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