November 26, 2003

  • Are blogs good or evil?


    If using the mention by frequency on the internet of the phrases "blogs are good" and "blogs are evil" is any indication, then according to Google:


    Good:   667  /  96%
    Evil   :     29  /   4%


    Resounding goodness!


    However, InvisbleAng pointed out a better method of assessing how good and evil any particular blog is.  Now, take mine for instance:


    This site is certified 42% EVIL by the Gematriculator

     

    You can rate your own here.

     

    Damn, I'm so evil, I almost feel, feel like...a girl!

     


    Proof that Girls are evil:



    First we postulate the fundamental relationship of Girls, Time, and Money:



    1) Girls = Time x Money



    Of course, we all know that "time is money", hence:



    2) Time = Money



    Therefore, by substitution of (2) into (1):



    3) Girls = Money x Money = Money2



    And since "money is the root of all evil" :



    4) Money =



    By further substitution of (4) into (3), we have:


    5) Girls =   



    Thus simplifying, we are forced to conclude:



    6) Girls = evil 

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