My read on this epiphenomenon called “the football season”:

Your team sucks.  Your team sucks.

So, come on, be a team player and suck me.

Ummmm.

Okay,         now,   …role reversal.  

*my team sucks, my team sucks*

Open up.

damn.

and go imagine,

I've got to wait for such fantasy indulgence

until some hot female Amazons make the take-down grade.

Has anyone seen my camera phone? I appeared to have misplaced it.