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Damn, I'm so evil, I almost feel, feel like...a girl!

 

Proof that Girls are evil:

First we postulate the fundamental relationship of Girls, Time, and Money:

1) Girls = Time x Money

Of course, we all know that "time is money", hence:

2) Time = Money

Therefore, by substitution of (2) into (1):

3) Girls = Money x Money = Money²

And since "money is the root of all evil" :

4) Money =

By further substitution of (4) into (3), we have:

5) Girls =   

Thus simplifying, we are forced to conclude:

6) Girls = evil