November 2, 2003

  • Thoughts on… 


    Iraq:  We are the Giant, Goliath.  The resistance is composed of little Davids.  And the shot they’re slinging really stings.  Okay, I think it’s now time to ‘downsize’.


    Rosie O’Donnell:  Ring around a rosie, a pocketful of ‘fuck that’,…I thought the Plague was a thing of the past.


    Bush:  The man is a terrible poet.  But arguably a better poet than he is President.


    The Sun:  If is goes supernova anytime soon, I hope it’s on a clear night.  That would make for an unbelievable nighttime display.  And a killer sunrise.


    Time:  An exquisite invention used to sell watches.  Time found its greatest modern hype in the Year 2000 scare.  I still have a horde of white gas and propane fuel that I don’t know what to do with.  Anyone for camping?


    Blogging:  The first blogger wasn’t the first to post, but the first to comment and thereby make the instrument interactive.  “Watson, come here, I need you.” was not the first telephone call.  The first true telephone call consummated would have been Watson (imaginatively) answering, “What the fuck for?  This ass-kicking phone is working just fine.”


    Money:  Money is a myth and economy is the very real act of myth-making.  Corporations are the modern vampires that live beyond us and suck our lifeblood.


    Relationships:  Sometimes relationships get as complex as tieing shoes.  Better then to run in bare feet.


    Camera phones:  If you own a camera phone, and haven’t been tempted to take a picture from the potty, you’re lying to yourself.


    Perfection:  It only exists in a lifeless world.   If you’ve found perfection, you’re dead.


    Death:  Death’s the faerie that flaps its wings when perfection is clamoring for more attention.


    Life: The protracted, imperfect struggle to experience  exuberance in the state of existence.  Perfection is as scandalized by life as the Catholic Church is scandalized by an uncontrollably naughty nymphing nun.

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