March 19, 2003

  • When shall IT begin?  (No, not the unsuspected comet strike streaking from behind the Sun towards Earth, but the major foray of attack upon Iraq, or, from your vantage point, U-Reek)?"


    The General (1-Star) in me says: Thursday at High Noon - or shortly thereafter (the beginning of U-reek-ian tomorrow night...or thereabouts).


    How many shall die?


    Are you talking about how many people die in the world every day, day-in, day-out?  Ha! Any human-induced activity can make only a small blip in the expirations arising from such sex-driven-ness.  Or do you mean: How many American soldiers will die in the above referenced cataclysm (no, not the comet, but the occasion when 'you totally reek')?


    The General (2-star) in me says: 217.  But more than half of those will be by 'friendly fire'.  Meaning either you or your buddy, half the time, is a fuck-up.  Hey, someday war will become obsolete when the only victims are those from 'friendly fire'.


    How long will it last? 


    Longer than the longest orgasm, but...


    The General (3-Star) in me says: 3 days and Saddam is sowing daisies, or sucking on a daisy-cutter, or choking on peanut butter.  Then 2 weeks to scrub out the Republican Guards. Bush&The Republican Party vs. the Republican Guards, ha! :: Oh my god, it's self-annihilation, it's terminological reclamation. it's Publican Re-incarnation.


    The General (4-star) in me says: Riddance, good to middling.

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