The Short Confession of  a Xanga Stalker

I admit it.  I stalk newbies.  I often sit on the Most Recently Updated page and wait for the fresh ones to stumble in with their auto-botted *1 eProp, 1 comment* courtesy of the XangaTeam. 

Oh, how I know that they’ll never be more vulnerable than that first post as they await their first, real de-virgining comment and props from amidst our burgeoning community.

Ah!  The freshness and excitement of it all!   And then, with my warped, incisive, satirical humor, I swoop down, seeking out their sensitivity, and have my way with them. 

For many, it is their first and last blog . 

I am so evil.