Since I’m alone and effectively isolated, I shall just invent some fun for myself:

*runs out for forty minutes in 90 degree heat* …wow, that was fun!

*holds breath for 60 seconds* …oh yeah!

*sucks an Eskimo Ice Cream bar down in 3 bites* …awesome.

*grabs laptop, crawls into coffin, closes lid, and melts into blog*

Ah yes!   That’s it!    Now I’m feeling romantic.