I've a dream...
I'm going to build a huge radio telescope
and broadcast my blogs as binary code to the heavens someday
so that any intelligent life elsewhere intercepting them
will *shudder* in terror and stay away!!
P.E.T.I
The Prevention of ExtraTerrestial Investigations
*catches breath*
[Updated at 4:20 P.M.]
You know Cheri_Herald figured this out!! There was a secret strategy to this, a twist of negative psychology...but listen to her:
Oh no, no, nooooooooooooo---They'd have to check you out!
Posted 8/20/2001 at 4:00 pm
Damn straight, hon! So now that it's out, here's what I was really thinking:
So what am I up against??
In 1961, Dr. Frank Drake, an astronomer who is a member of the Advisory Board of the SETI League, developed an equation for calculating the number of extraterrestial civilizations:
According to Drake's Equation, there are about 10,000 technologically advanced, communicative civilizations in the Milky Way, our galaxy.
So why can't we/they (SETI) find any?
Are we that inept in reaching out?
Why are the years of massively-arrayed searching and searching so entirely unrecompensed??
Because Dr. Drake was wrong! There are currently only 9,999 such advanced communicative civilizations in our galaxy—discounting us!!
I mean, what the hell kind of message are we sending them anyway? Counts on digital fingers up to ten? A digitized rendition of the Pythagorean theorem?? Hey baby, school’s out forever in the rest of the universe—they’re all hiding out from us because they know Earth 101 (Room: 3rd planet from Sol) sucks!!!
That’s why I feel the sun has set on SETI
And I just want to get PETI
Cause I figure that YETI
and his distant kith and kin
Will dig a real fellow-motherfucker
And just decide to BLOG on in!!
So what I really want to say is: Aliens Here Welcomed!
(after all, they couldn’t be much stranger than all the rest of you! )
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