I’ve just got to post something to prove that I exist.

Yet, if I haven’t yet posted it, how do I know that I exist?

And if I don’t know, then imagine I do not.

And if I do not, then posting as evidence of existence means nothing!

No hences even arise from this.

Nothing happens.

No post.

No.

Post!

Something happens.

Pretenses to  impossibility fall away.

And if I do exist, then posting as evidence of existence is everything!

And even if I don’t know, then I will imagine that I do!

And since I have already posted, how can I deny that I exist!

I’ve just got to post something to prove my belief in you!