August 29, 2008

  • Sarah Palin is Hot

    Yep. Sarah Palin ( Republican McCain's vice presidential choice) is really hot. 

    She reminds me of my first serious gf in college who was also hot and Republican and running for office.

    They have bumper stickers up in Alaska that proclaim "Coldest State, Hottest Governor". Maybe she's responsible for the melting Aor(c)tic icecap?

    If the proposed (ideal) ticket were, instead, Obama and Palin, they would have my unqualified support.  Straight up.  Both are young, both appealing, both brilliant.  And would not the two grumpy old men - McCain and Biden - be a a perfectly retirable non-ticket?

    Actually, I'd probably vote for Palin and McCain if Palin were the presidential candidate and John were, instead, the t0ken afterthought gimmick.  And I'd even vote for a McCain and Palin ticket if someone would guarantee me that McCain would die less than two years into term and thus promote Sarah to be my Commander-in-Briefs, I mean Chief.  I might even vote for the McCain/Palin purgative if I could take out an insurance policy that would cost me $1000 up front but pay me $3000 if McCain failed to die during his first term.  Do they write such insurance policies?  I'd also vote for McCain Palin if it were clear destiny to me that, while in office, they would both divorce their current spouses and then immediately remarry each other (McCain has practice at this - having remarried to a glam millionaire princess one month after divorcing his previous, crippled wife).  Mr. and Mrs. Ma-and-Pa Presidents.  How cool would that be?  ha!

    Barring all the above uneventualites, I'd like to see Obama win the presidency and shockingly divorce his wife, who would then remarry McCain who would have just somewhat unexpectantly have divorced his lesser-aging wife, and,  to top it off, Sarah Palin just leave her husband and shack up with a crooning Barack.  Melting, Love, Pot, baby.  Now ain't that the American dream?

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