I'll agree not to be perfect, if you'll agree not to be perfect.

Agreed?  Great!  May you live longer and better than those who merely live long and prosper.

Otherwise, when you die, I'll make you a god(dess) and worship you.  In that case, the sooner, the better.

Addendum, For Mom (1918-1974)

I had found what I was searching for before the instance of birth.

But lost it (it seemed) at the moment of conception.

Life isn’t cruel, just fickle.

Buddha, by one story, spent 12 years in the womb

Before he was born.

Now, that’s one big baby!