Why didn't I think of this site?  Tongue-n-cheek and democratic, Godchecker - "your Guide to the Gods", features a God of the Day, a Consult the Holy Oracle (check it out), The Holy Hit Parade ("Who's the most popular God? Our patent GodRank™ technology has the answer! See the Top Ten Gods here"), and most importantly, a God Shop (the "Supermarket of the Gods").  Holy $$$, BatGod!

Wait.  That's only a 'Supermarket'. 

*ponders a Super Walmart of the Gods*

*backs off*

*realizes that from a future perspective, someday, Capitalism will be listed in "the Pantheon of the Gods"*

Update:  I am still researching the possibilities for a virtual (Xanga) cemetery.  The extant and borrowable internet technology in this regard is absolutely paltry!  For the last couple days, however, I've been preoccupied with recovering a small business PC that was put on a DSL line without any firewall or virus protection.  It had more than 30 virus infections (some of which the latest Norton AV signatures didn't detect and/or couldn't delete, so I had to go after them manually) and more chinese fingertrap remote control features than you can shake a stick at.  Finally, this morning at 12:30 AM  I reclaimed it.  Death to the trojaneers!

It appears that James has been hacked.  Actually, it sounds a lot like the kind of thing I was dealing with in the post immediately above.  Ain't that synchronicity?!

Update: Xanga appears to have restored rightful ownership.

Moral of the story: Use strong, protected  passwords!