January 23, 2004

  • A cook in my work cafeteria just asserted that soups, like chili, are always better served as leftovers on the second day after cooking.  Is that true?


    I’m looking at a book entitled “Statistics with a Sense of Humor”.  I think you have to be truly warped to attempt to juxtapose those unrelated arenas of mind and belly.


    Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean is still trying to explain his frenzied speech (now infamous for his god-awfully gutteral ‘yee-haw-urggg’ exclamation) following his third-place finish in the Iowa caucuses:


    " …I have all kinds of warts. I wear cheap suits sometimes, I say things that I probably ought not to say…. Was it over the top? Sure, it was over the top. Do I do things that are a little nutty? Sure, I do things that are a little nutty. But the truth is, I was having a great time."


    Okay, that does it.  There’s no way Dean will ever be President now.  Honesty is refreshing, but who wants a nutty, poorly-dressed, ill-spoken, alien-like yelping President with warts who has a great time during a period of loss?  Can you imagine Dean in the position that Saddam was in a little while back—at the bottom of a spider hiding hole, being taken prisoner by enemy forces, …and then yelping like that?  Ha—they would have shot him on the spot!


    Caesar once said: “Veni, vidi, vici.”  Very un-Deanish.  I say: I like sexy, I crave sexy, please be my sexy! (Okay, I blog even more impulsively than Dean yelps )

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