Some things that I wish that I had said first…
If at first you don't succeed,
redefine success.
A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
Time is just nature's way
to keep everything from happening at once.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
I don't have a solution;
but I do admire the problem.
Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and
buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
How much can I get away with
and still go to heaven?
THE BUCK DOESN'T EVEN SLOW DOWN HERE
So keep on going.
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires
HAM AND EGGS
A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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