I am a notorious serial peda-blogger.   And I have been targeted for reassignment to the diocese of LiveJournal.  Now that it’s out, I feel better.  Actually relieved.  But it still doesn’t diminish my liability for my heinous acts.   I’m sorry, folks, but I just couldn’t help myself. Sure, as a proverbial xangarelic, I should have restricted myself to the Featured Content and Newly Updated.  But noooooooo ……  I had to delve into the nursery of the Recently Created and seek to become every virgin pedaxangaroo's first subscriber, sullying them with their first two pricking props.   Serially!   Notoriously!!  

Had I only done it once or twice— they say —it would have been  "OK" .  Hey, I mean, ya know, even consecrated xangarelics have to sow some blogging oats.  But I’ll tell you a secret: the Newly Created liked it.  Yes they did.  In fact, if you look at it just the right way, it was their fault that I did what I did.  I was starved for hyper-blog attention; they were all just malingering out there with their pretty new bloggy-faces looking for a quick subscription.  Someone had to do them sooner or later—right?  So why not me?   And it was sooooooooo good.  ummm   yummm!  YES!!!!

I am a notorious serial peda-blogger.    Now I must pay a price because I slightly exceeded the non-zero limits of tolerance.