What the pope SHOULD do about his priestly pedophiles...

Dressed all in black, black skull cap included, and adorned with an under-the-shoulder holstered 9mm Colt Commander, the Pope should make a primtime TV appearance and announce: "This message is for my dearest children in Christ--all the clergy of the Church itself.  The very next one of you who dares to molest a child and has it come to my attention shall receive a personal visit from me.  Do you wanna meet the Pope?  Really wanna?  Well, you'll get your chance.  But it will be a late night rendevous when you're sleeping.  I'll enter your rectory's bedroom quarters quietly so as not to disturb.  And then I whisper some prayers for you--let's call them Last Sacrament.  And then, dear child, a bolt from my Colt will send you forthwith to God.  It's the only way I know to give you at least a rat dick's lick chance of making it to Heaven.  Now go in Peace, sleep tight, and hope with God you don't meet the Pope in the night."