*All girls are angels*

Is the only truth utterable in pre-eternity
To ring irrefutably true.

But when any guy clearly concedes this,
He feels like he's in Hell.
Hence, *All guys are devils*

guess what?

................chicken butt.

Once heard on the radio while driving off-road in an
open-topped jeep while I was in Florence AZ on military
maneuvers: 'It's midnight and 100 degrees.'