Here--take my sword. 

*puts it in perfectdrug's hands*

The last time I was in dream hell, the demons of gigantic proportions surrounded me, beaming down on me, ready to devour me.

I looked around shuddering, thinking "This is the end." 

But before my final torment, I had courage enough to ask "Where am I?" 

One of the ugliest ferocities, perhaps Satan himself, boasted: "You're in Hell!"  

"Yes," I pronounced, “Hell."  Of course.

But what amazement in the final moment I found as the crystal shining light of realization broke through and I spun around with a tiger's countenance to declare: "But this is not my hell, it's yours!" 

And at the very moment, a gleaming silvered saber ( Excalibur? !! ) appeared in my hands—and, with much gnashing, I slew the demons one and all.  Indeed, their hell is what I left them.

After your done, pass the sword on.  There are lots of demons cruisin’ for that bruisin’.

 Bianca: Throne or thorn?

I've created a stock response that I am posting (and will continue to post) on nearly everyone's blog that either leaves a comment or signs the address book of Bianca (Madame Broussard):

Those of us who've been around awhile figured out Bianca long ago for the Xanga marketing bot she is.

Here's a remarkably insightful post as the first exposé of this Xanga gods' PR tool: Holly_Green' s Bianca Broussard.

And here's my recent analysis of  *her* tawdry resurrection.

What's the point? 

First, some of these new bloggers leave questions for Bianca that she never answers!  How rude!  *Bad PR machine*!  I think Xanga is losing some of its new Bianca-worshipping bloggers because they are looking to her as *The Teacher*, yet she is not here to teach!  Shame, I say--and say that as a conscientious professor!

Secondly, those who take the time to prop, or comment, or sign Bianca’s guest book are those I consider most needy of knowing she’s a farce.  I have a strange feeling, that Bianca the Teach may soon start appealing for those remaining trusting and caring to act otherwise in Xanga’s economic best interest.  Which as an appeal, may be just fine!  Just cut the Bianca crap!

Thirdly, a la fascist handbook (Mein Kampf--Hitler, Imperialisn--V.I. Lenin, the Little Red Book of Mao -- choose one) , any critically accurate comments (not flames!) that you leave on "her" posts or guestbook get eliminated most promptly: *swoosh*  ...like a jealously insane, shotgun-wielding hillbilly dad driving away all the passionately hovering male wooers from his virgin nubile never-going-to-be-sullied soon-to-be West Virginia beauty queen daughter!

Now, to answer my question: Throne or thorn?  Which?

Bianca has ascended the Throne as the all-time eProp Queen of Xanga (remember, they eliminated *all time eProps* comparisons to defuse notice of her conquest àsee my analysis);

I’ve now become a thorn in her side J   Yeah,  Bianca, I'm a *prick* -- but you've been dirty-teasing.  So now tease this *prick*, ba-itch.   Or ban me if you got the balls.