1) I don't like Obama drawing constant comparisons between himself and Lincoln...for one consumate reason:  Please, Barack, do not attend the theatre while you're in office.

2) It was so, so, so sub-zero the other day that I felt I couldn't pass up the opportunity while outside to pee on a tree just to see what, under the circumstances, it would feel like.  It was exhilirating!  And, oh by the way, last one to pee owns the tree.

3) About 50% of my current online time is spent heightening my mastery of cyber-forensics.  I now often view the Internet more as a battlefront than a communications medium.  Why?  It's fun and exciting.  And I get paid for it.