i've been away on an intellectual non-cyberized walkabout.  it's crazy out there, it's a frenzy, it sure is.  people will have you believing its the end of the world.  mannequins trying to convince you it's better to be non-alive.  warren jeffs claiming he's "not the prophet".  tornadoes no longer targeting trailer camps, preferring hardened towns and cities.  fuzzy gray black holes emitting energy.  birds flying upside down pretending they're in china.  sex petals falling from trees and coating you like you're a bride.  brilliance in the workplace.  brilliance only in the workplace.  consumers shocked by prices.  prices shocked by oil.  oil shocked by earthquakes.  earthquakes dreaming about asteroid collisions.  what the pink pig is going on?

I wake up to Robin in the CNN morning.  And find Stephanie Courtney, Flo - the Progressive sales girl - strangely alluring.  Do spiders bark?  Have you ever seen a ghost running?  Why don't pictures of people in newspapers have bylines that state whether they were inhaling, exhaling, or holding their breath when the photo was taken?  

Never a moment of boredom who imagines what nature declares.