July 18, 2005

  • I realize that about 97% of you end up here “accidentally.”


     


    (That's absolutely true.  And I've written and maintain my own "tracker" to compile such statistics.)


     


    Yet it really is no accident.  Doom is a loose motherfucker who has your number.


     


    But lest that sound harsh, I’d like to take a moment to apologize for the imposition that is this blog.


     


    Of course, if you didn’t land here after executing some inane script, you’d probably end up on top of a fly who’s atop a pile of shit.


     


    So, really, you should thank me for the oasis that I maintain for your transient benefit.


     


    There. Thanks for bearing with me.  Now back to my regularly scheduled outbursts of genius.


     

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