So you think you're aware of your little world, huh?  Master of your immediate environment.  Guru of the neighborhood given.

Okay smarty-pants and panties, answer me this...and WITHOUT LOOKING:

What are the colors of the fire hydrants in your municipality, top to bottom?

Okay, if you have to look, go ahead.  But fess up.

My hydrants are tan atop and chocolate on the bottom.  I actually had to stop my car and get out in the frigid cold air in the dark last night to confirm that.  Standing aside the hydrant, I suddenly had the urge to pee, too. hrmmm.