I once blogged a haiku:

"Earth sends a message:
Mind you, life is one short fuck.
Don't get stuck watching."

Guess what?
I got caught watching.

That's the bad news.

The good news is that I caught myself.

So instead of suffering life imprisonment, I'm sentencing myself to repetitive doses of daily reality.

*sniffs reality*     mmmm,   smells like a daisy.