one week later.

                                        ~Dreamland Dam~

Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
-Jacques Anatole Thibault

Perhaps the strangest sexual aberration is being 'an authority' on sexual aberrations.  Trust me.  I know what I'm talking about.
-nfp

The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform.
-Alfred Kinsey

Hence, there are no unnatural sex acts.  The box office opens at six.  The performance starts at seven.
-nfp

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
-W. Somerset Maugham

For this matter, the world's a small place.  I think the fabric of interstellar space itself would be warped by a play-by-play account of my antics.
-nfp