" Oh! You cursed brat. Look what you've done. I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness."
Check out the 'beautiful wickedness' above. According, to a new report due for release Nov 8th by the eight-nation Arctic Council, which includes the United States and consists of 250 international scientists, the Big Meltdown is well underway. One model predicts that, if you were born today and lived a normal lifespan, you'll live to see not even a single icecube floating in the water up yonder by summer 2070.
This surely leaves polar bears and Inuits on thin ice. But the Bush administration will, no doubt, refuse to take any pre-emptive action since polar ice cap melting will render huge reservoirs of currently nearly-inaccessible Arctic oil (25% of known world oil resources) newly economically exploitable.
I'm still waiting for the Antarctic to check in with its current melting projections. If it melts just as quickly, where are we going to ship all the disenfranchised polar bear and Inuit to? Not In My Backyard!
*pic snatched from http://7art-screensavers.com
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